The things mothers do...
Following on from the "goodnight mum" thread, I thought it'd be fun to share experiences of times we've been embarrassed by our mums. They have a natural flare for inflicting the maximum pain with the...
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Mother (in a lovely soft irish accent): "...and do you know she was driving a lovely big vulva..."Me (dying of embarassment): "Volvo, mother, volvo...."To this day she still can't get it right.....
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Quote:She'd apparently read a sign that said "blue orfs" and just stood there cackling, bent double, wiping the tears from her face, unable to control herself for a good 10 minutes.Err ... I don't get...
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Blue orf = blew off (nice way of saying farted) Proud member of the "Kate IS/WAS/AND CONTINUES TO BE WONDERFUL" Nutters Club
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Another thing... we were "doing lunch" and she came back from the loo with her skirt tucked in her tights and knickers. Big, passion-killers too.... It's a wonder I'm sane... Proud member of the "Kate...
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Quote:Mother (in a lovely soft irish accent): "...and do you know she was driving a lovely big vulva..."That's classic. My mum isn't that bad, it's more my grandma, she's still stuck back in the old...
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Likewise, my grandma (who's since passed away, bless 'er!) used to pass wind in the most inopportune and very public places! I'll forever remember that awful sinking, 'please ground, swallow me up'...
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My mother bought me "Never Mind The Bollocks" when it came out. That nearly atoned for her sin of bringing me into the world without consulting me beforehand. IIIs that an autumn leaf falling?
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I remember my ma trying to sing along to a Madonna track, trying to prove she knew the latest hits, but singing "I'm A Virgin" instead of "Like".My friend was once trying some slacks on in Marks &...
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